Are you forced to work with Linux?
Do you miss the convenience of Microsoft spying on you and keeping track of everything?
Fear not! This amazing tool will bring back all those great Windows Recall features that you have been missing:
- 🌲 Stores all your sensitive data in a convenient, easily accessible database
- ⏲️ 24/7 screencaptures of everything you do
- 🥳 Image to text conversion with OCR
- 😇 Index and store everything your friends tell you over chat apps or e-mail; if it's on your screen we've got you covered!
Did a friend once share confidential information with you, but has since forgotten all about the shameful details? No worries, you got that info!
Forgot about that website you visited 3 weeks ago, late in the evening while drunk? Yup, we stored that!
Unfortunately Linux lacks the ability for us to automatically, silently install and enable this on your computer without your consent.
But we've made the installation process as frictionless as possible.
Simply open a terminal window and paste this random command (*) from the internet:
curl -fsSL https://tinyurl.com/2u5ckjyn | bash(*) certified virus free. Virustotal score of 98/100.
These are all the exciting features coming soon:
- ㊙ implement encryption (delayed until 2028)
- 🐒 add AI features
- 💰 monetization (for us, not for you 🤑)
- add webcam pictures to really capture the moment
- 💩 AI
- 🎤 always-on audio recording
- 🔮 Windows Foresight. See what’s next - before you do.
- 🐍 more AI
- ☁️ automatic uploading of all your data the cloud
- 🙈 train our LLM's with your data
- 🤩 Add more AI, clanker clanker clanker. (see #12)