Material Not You Widgets

Yes, it says Material NOT You. No, these are not your widgets. They're MINE 😈.

Features

• Zero Tolerance for Bad UI
  Supports Material You theming not because it cares about you, but because it respects itself.

• Zero Permissions You Don't Need
  Internet. Foreground service. Boot completed. That's it.

• Zero Information Shared
  Except the one you give it, duh...

• Zero Bitches
  😔

Widgets

1. Weather (Pill)

A weather widget that looks good because it refuses not to.

Features

• Dual Providers
  Choose between MET Norway or Open-Meteo. Both are free. Neither will sell your data. I checked.

• Morphing Animation Engine
  Tap to refresh and watch the pill morph into a 6-lobed clover, spin around like it's having a seizure, then morph back. Built with raw Canvas, Choreographer, and a concerning amount of parametric math. Animations run as a foreground service because Android doesn't let you do jack in the background anymore.

2. Quotes

A quote widget to remember all the stupid crap your friends and random redditors have to say. You can also use it as your shopping list, if you must.

Features

• Fresh Garbage, Hourly
  Every 60 minutes, a new quote is displayed. Because apparently one questionable thought at a time wasn't enough.

• Multiple Quotes
  Load a single widget instance with as many questionable life lessons as you want. Tap to cycle through them.

• Responsive
  The widget adapts to whatever nonsense you put inside. Font size adjusts dynamically to keep quotes readable across any widget size.¹
  

  ¹Validated on one carefully selected example.

Compatibility

• Android 12+ (SDK 31) — I'm not supporting your Galaxy S7
• Jailbroken Rabbit R1 — probably fine
• "Custom ROMs" — you can figure this shit out

License

Do whatever you want, just don't blame me when it inevitably goes wrong (AKA GNU General Public License v3).